At John Egbert Plush, we believe that a little bit of chaos, comedy, and comfort can go a long way.

Born from our love for Homestuck and its most iconic windy boy, this project started as a small fan passion and quickly spiraled into something way more meaningful (and way more soft). We’re a group of fans, creators, and collectors who wanted to bring a piece of paradox space into the real world — not with Sburb, but with stitching.

Our mission is simple:
To craft plushies that spark nostalgia, joy, and just a hint of John-style shenanigans.

Each John Egbert Plush is made with quality materials, attention to detail, and the kind of enthusiasm only a Homestuck fan could channel. Whether you’re here for the ironic humor, the deep lore, or the ridiculously expressive glasses — you’re in the right place.

Thanks for joining us on this weird, windy journey.
We’re glad you’re here. 💙